Tuesday, December 2, 2008

PSA



Careful how hard you party, everyone.

Looking at you, Dave.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I am clearly failing in my life...

...when I could have been putting out hot shit like this:



Gonna run out for some skinny jeans, a Spongebob tee and a retarded haircut. I'll probably be fuckawesome amounts of famous when you see me next, so I guess this is goodbye!

-Cheez

NOTE: The actual Rusko that I actually give a damn about doesn't actually appear significantly more respectable. But at least the tune is way better.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Episode XII: Didgeridoo Power-Hour

Aww, hell. Less than a week after the last release, the goddamned liberal media and their "Gotcha" Journalism caught wind of a new Puffisode, and are demanding full and complete disclosure.

Well, let it not be said that Young Cheez doesn't know how to play ball. Many a ball has he played. A supreme ball-handler, he.

Gorge yourselves upon Episode 12, freshly recorded this past evening in the opulent Puff Industries Central HQ.

To the Board of Directors: Thank you for the focus group data. We're doing our best to phase out Loche Gabbana's "strange and alienating" presence on the show by importing a fabulous guest DJ straight from Australia: Puffriginal member, Tokyo Chanel. Records indicate that he skews great amongst problem drinkers and impressionable teen audiences.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes,
Cheez

PC012
1. Nathan Fake - The Sky Was Pink (Deadmau5 Edit)
2. The Presets - Talk Like That (Miami Horror Remix)
3. Sonny J - Can't Stop Movin
4. Pylon - Cool
5. Annie - Two Of Hearts (Stacey Q Cover)
6. Laidback Luke - Break The House Down
7. A-Trak - Say Whoa (Sinden Remix)
8. Frontside - Dammerung
9. Towa Tei - Risk Some Soul
10. **RC'S FRENCH IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS MINE!**
11. Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U
12. Tennishero - Midnight Love
13. New Order - Hurt
14. Cornelius - Drop
15. TV Rock vs. Dukes of Windsor - The Others

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Episode XI: Enter Thunderdome

So, like, we remembered that we started this whole goddamn thing as a vehicle for our slick, million-dollar podcast. So it's time to make good with the actual podcasting part and not just leave me alone to post sweet music videos when I'm intoxicated.

Enjoy Episode 11, in all its lush, verdant splendor.

PC011
1. Kish Mauve - Lose Control (Fred Falke Remix)
2. David Byrne & Brian Eno - Strange Overtones
3. New Order - Temptation (12'' Mix)
4. Radiohead - Talk Show Host
5. The Bug - Skeng (ft. Killa P & Flowdan)
6. The Ragga Twins - Love Talk
7. The Legends - Nothing To Be Done
8. Lykke Li - Breaking Up
9. The Mole - Baby You're The One
10. Lost Tribe - Angel (Edit)
11. Platnum - Love Shy (Virgo vs. Agent X Club Mix)
12. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat (Calvin Harris Remix)
13. Bjork - Dull Flame Of Desire (Modeselektor's Remix For Girls)
14. Ulrich Schnauss - Goodbye
15. Kap Bambino - Hunger Texas

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Autumnal bliss

I stumbled upon the perfect song for us magnificent bastards who have the luxury of warm and sunny days straight through the first couple weeks of Autumn:



It captures the tone of the season so well: It's gorgeous outside and we know it. But don't worry, we also know it won't last forever.

Incidentally, yeah I know that the grainy Super 8 footage is a touch too precocious. But with such a silky melody and sweet melodies, how can you stay mad at the video?

P.S. Not a one-hit wonder:


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Lesbian Upskirt Fantasy

Yeah that's right, I said it.

M83 just released a video for Kim & Jessie. Which you might remember hearing months ago on Puff Chats, because we're visionaries. Or because it was obviously one of the strongest singles on the album to begin with.

But let's not get caught up in semantics:



Now, that video again in Text-Based CheezVision©:

1) WTF, apparently underaged girls undressing to get into their skating outfits. Pedo pedo pedo.
2) WTFx2: Lesbian upskirt fantasy with the older skaters in yellow?
3) How the hell did they get onto a forest road? And what went down with the upskirt lesbo skaters!
4) WTFx3: Urban wasteland rollerskate-off??
5) OMG THEY FELL IN LOVE

That's right. The diction in my inner monologue is nowhere as pedantic as it is in print.

Juicy gossip.

Puff Chats blog.

XOXOXO,
Cheez