PSA

Careful how hard you party, everyone.

Looking at you, Dave.

I am clearly failing in my life...

...when I could have been putting out hot shit like this:



Gonna run out for some skinny jeans, a Spongebob tee and a retarded haircut. I'll probably be fuckawesome amounts of famous when you see me next, so I guess this is goodbye!

-Cheez

NOTE: The actual Rusko that I actually give a damn about doesn't actually appear significantly more respectable. But at least the tune is way better.

Episode XII: Didgeridoo Power-Hour

Aww, hell. Less than a week after the last release, the goddamned liberal media and their "Gotcha" Journalism caught wind of a new Puffisode, and are demanding full and complete disclosure.

Well, let it not be said that Young Cheez doesn't know how to play ball. Many a ball has he played. A supreme ball-handler, he.

Gorge yourselves upon Episode 12, freshly recorded this past evening in the opulent Puff Industries Central HQ.

To the Board of Directors: Thank you for the focus group data. We're doing our best to phase out Loche Gabbana's "strange and alienating" presence on the show by importing a fabulous guest DJ straight from Australia: Puffriginal member, Tokyo Chanel. Records indicate that he skews great amongst problem drinkers and impressionable teen audiences.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes,
Cheez

PC012
1. Nathan Fake - The Sky Was Pink (Deadmau5 Edit)
2. The Presets - Talk Like That (Miami Horror Remix)
3. Sonny J - Can't Stop Movin
4. Pylon - Cool
5. Annie - Two Of Hearts (Stacey Q Cover)
6. Laidback Luke - Break The House Down
7. A-Trak - Say Whoa (Sinden Remix)
8. Frontside - Dammerung
9. Towa Tei - Risk Some Soul
10. **RC'S FRENCH IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS MINE!**
11. Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U
12. Tennishero - Midnight Love
13. New Order - Hurt
14. Cornelius - Drop
15. TV Rock vs. Dukes of Windsor - The Others

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Episode XI: Enter Thunderdome

So, like, we remembered that we started this whole goddamn thing as a vehicle for our slick, million-dollar podcast. So it's time to make good with the actual podcasting part and not just leave me alone to post sweet music videos when I'm intoxicated.

Enjoy Episode 11, in all its lush, verdant splendor.

PC011
1. Kish Mauve - Lose Control (Fred Falke Remix)
2. David Byrne & Brian Eno - Strange Overtones
3. New Order - Temptation (12'' Mix)
4. Radiohead - Talk Show Host
5. The Bug - Skeng (ft. Killa P & Flowdan)
6. The Ragga Twins - Love Talk
7. The Legends - Nothing To Be Done
8. Lykke Li - Breaking Up
9. The Mole - Baby You're The One
10. Lost Tribe - Angel (Edit)
11. Platnum - Love Shy (Virgo vs. Agent X Club Mix)
12. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat (Calvin Harris Remix)
13. Bjork - Dull Flame Of Desire (Modeselektor's Remix For Girls)
14. Ulrich Schnauss - Goodbye
15. Kap Bambino - Hunger Texas

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Autumnal bliss

I stumbled upon the perfect song for us magnificent bastards who have the luxury of warm and sunny days straight through the first couple weeks of Autumn:



It captures the tone of the season so well: It's gorgeous outside and we know it. But don't worry, we also know it won't last forever.

Incidentally, yeah I know that the grainy Super 8 footage is a touch too precocious. But with such a silky melody and sweet melodies, how can you stay mad at the video?

P.S. Not a one-hit wonder:

Rock the Vote

Deadmau5 / Glenn Morrison '08

Lesbian Upskirt Fantasy

Yeah that's right, I said it.

M83 just released a video for Kim & Jessie. Which you might remember hearing months ago on Puff Chats, because we're visionaries. Or because it was obviously one of the strongest singles on the album to begin with.

But let's not get caught up in semantics:



Now, that video again in Text-Based CheezVision©:

1) WTF, apparently underaged girls undressing to get into their skating outfits. Pedo pedo pedo.
2) WTFx2: Lesbian upskirt fantasy with the older skaters in yellow?
3) How the hell did they get onto a forest road? And what went down with the upskirt lesbo skaters!
4) WTFx3: Urban wasteland rollerskate-off??
5) OMG THEY FELL IN LOVE

That's right. The diction in my inner monologue is nowhere as pedantic as it is in print.

Juicy gossip.

Puff Chats blog.

XOXOXO,
Cheez

I am wetting my pants.

No, shut up. Check this out! Extremely recent live footage of one of my favorite twee bands, The Tidy Ups, performing in public! I thought they had dissipated into the vast snowfields and raging alcoholism of Sweden!



For reference, that song is called "I Hate Being In Love With Elijah Wood." Bad dancing, jangly guitars, handclaps and shameful feelings for smarmy motherfucking movie stars who really shouldn't be as famous as they are. This band. They... they really get me.

Episode X: Boobs Tits Vagina

WOOOOOO!

EPISODE X!

DOUBLE DIGITS IN EVERYTHING BUT ROMAN NUMERALS!

HELLA VULGARITIES IN THE POST TITLE!

WOOOOOO!

PC010
1. CSS - Beautiful Song
2. Good Shoes - Photos On My Wall
3. The Coathangers - Don't Touch My Shit
4. Lil Wayne - A Milli (Flying Lotus Remix)
5. Nu Ravers On The Block - UNKNOWN
6. Herve - Cheap Thrills (ft. Plastic Little)
7. Cut copy - Lights & Music (Boyz Noize Happy Birthday Mix)
8. Zeigest - Tar Heart
9. Louderbach aka Troy Pierce - Grace (Anxiety)
10. Primal Scream - Higher Than The Sun
11. Sigur Ros - **Some stupid goddamn gibberish name**
12. Second Hand Furniture - You Are Not The Same (Pt. 2)
13. The Lovekevins - Private Life Of A Cat
14. Teenagers In Tokyo - Very Vampyr
15. Lucky Dragons - Mercy
16. Gabrielle - Rise (Deep Dish Hi-Rise Dub/Remix)
17. Supertramp - The Logical Song

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Episode IX: Field Research

Before we get to Episode 9, I thought I'd present a short summary of some fascinating data I collected on a recent anthropological expedition. This is just some of the shit out there that's way suckier than this blog which will appear when you search for "Puff Chats" on Google:

Exhibit A: Interstitial Lung Disease
"About Huff n Puff Chat
Welcome to Huff'N Puff Interstitial Lung Disease Forum."

Exhibit B: Puff-sleeved Tees
"Le Chat Puff-sleeved Tee - Aqua
Le Chat Puff-sleeved Tee - Aqua. by Deadworry. #020dea0ds. $18.00 Meow! So adorable! A cute vintage black kitty image is silk-screened onto this cute aqua..."

Exhibit C: Total gibberish
"January 2003: Herium* Chat Puffs - Perishable Press
puffy puffer dimsum dive in? mother puffer huffin and uh puufinn puff puff gassy puffs gas ape gass man total gass melt your eyeballsss herium.**"

Fascinating! Anyway, Episode 9. Have at it!

XOXOXO,
Cheez

*Yes, Ryan. They replaced the L in "helium" with an R. Yes, they're probably Asian. You'd better not be laughing, or I'm gonna fuck you up.
**Yeah. Twice. Seriously, I'll fuck you right up.

PC009
1. The Field - Everyday
2. The Whitest Boy Alive - Burning (Krazy Fiesta Remix)
3. Annie - The Wedding
4. Ramsey & Co. - Love Call
5. Betty Wright - Clean Up Woman
6. Air France - No Excuses
7. Cut Copy - So Haunted
8. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Kurt Cobain's Cardigan
9. The Shout Out Louds - Impossible
10. Puzique - Don't Go
11. Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter (ft. Jay-Z)
12. Dreamteam - Switch
13. Michael Jackson - Rock With You (Freemasons Bootleg Remix)
14. Kristine Blond - Love Shy
15. The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix)
16. Hari And Aino - Your Heartache And Mine
17. Proxy - Raven (Live)

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Episode VIII: Doublestuffed

Aaaand I'm back to overcompensate y'all like an abusive parent. Dig that double dose of updates!

Sharpest of Cheddars, signing out. <3 br="br">
Administrative Postscript: RC Versace made like HTML was a set of turntables and magicked up a couple handy links on the upper left-hand side of the page here. We've got an RSS feed for our page, and our podcast subscription link. Remember: every tenth subscriber wins a whole night of don't-ask-don't-tell companionship with our very own Loche Gabanna. (Don't worry about the post-coital weeping; he's a delicate flower.)

PC008
1. Jean Claude Ades & Vincent Thomas - Shingaling
2. Prefuse 73 - Nightlight (ft. Miho Hatori)
3. Cornelius - Drop (Kings Of Convenience Remix)
4. Surkin - Next Of Kin
5. Surkin - White Knight 2
6. Lykke Li vs. Gui Boratto - Beauty Flies
7. Radiohead - There There
8. Je Suis Animal - Secret Place
9. Primal Scream - Movin' On Up
10. Flight Of The Conchords - Business Time
11. Yeasayer - 2080
12. Panda Riot - Paper Planes (M.I.A. Cover)
13. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Kingdom Remix)
14. Wiley - Wearing My Rolex (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)
15. Distance - Touch It (Remix)
16. Soft Tigers - Ice Cream (Waxmasters Remix)
17. Midfield General - Disco Siren
18. Gentle Touch - Expectations

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Episode VII: The Prodigal Podcast Returns

Hi there. We're Puff Chats. You might remember us from such panty-dropping podcast episodes as Episode 6, or our multiple award winning party night, Rerax Fridays at Senor Fish. But more than likely, you're here for that handsome rapscallion, Young Cheez. And who am I to refuse my adoring public?

Whatever your reasons, it is my distinct pleasure to finally post up the new episode of Puff Chats that I know you've all been dying to hear.

Luv,
Cheezy F. Baby

PC007
1. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (Teddybears Remix)
2. The Juan MacLean - Happy House (Lee Douglas Remix)
3. Frankmusik - Three Little Words (The Black Ghosts Mix)
4. MSTRKRFT - Bounce (N.O.R.E. Remix)
5. Theatre Of Disco - Y.O.A. (The Twelves Remix)
6. Erlend Oye - Sudden Rush (The Twelves Remix)
7. Airiel - Airtight Angels
8. Wild Carnation - Acid Rain & The "Big One"
9. Ella Fitzgerald - Black Coffee
10. Dave Cloud - Puff Rider
11. Field Mob - So What (ft. Ciara)
12. UK Apache & Shy FX - Original Nuttah
13. Teebone (ft. MC Kie & MC Sparks) - Fly Bi
14. Kid606 - Woofer Wrecker
15. Bizarre Inc. - Playing With Knives (NROTB 2008 Remix)


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[Puff Chats] Controls the Nation

What's up everybody, hope you all kicked some ass at Rerax on Friday. Thanks to everyone that came out, got trashed, and danced like pricks!

And <3 <3 to Senor Fish for having us, D|MA collective for titillating visual tomfoolery, and DavidnDavid for silk-screening some sweet goddamn shirts to commemorate the evening. You guys are almost as gorgeous as I am.

Oh, and I guess the DJs were kinda cool too.

Because we here at Puff Industries are stern believers in continual partyfavors, we've got our podcast all set up so you can continue to kick ass in your daily lives as you stream our sonorous voices from the comfort of your iTunes account.

Click HERE HERE HERE!, subscribe to that shit, then sit back and wait for the panties to drop.

Update: Our Atom feed can be found here if you're so technologically inclined as to need it.

Luv,
Cheez

Puffnouncement

Reminder that our very own RC Versace, along with Puff Industries' very close friends The Sweetest Science and Original Bozak are gonna be kicking some ass out at Senor Fish in Little Tokyo. It's called Rerax, and Puff Industries will be manning this shindig.

A little bit of applied Googling gets you to a handy little guide from Metromix (my goodness, this thing might just be the real deal!) which oughta sort you out with the important info. I'll summarize it for you if you ain't got the time:

May 30, 10PM-2AM
Senor Fish
422 E. 1st St.
Los Angeles, CA 90012
Phone: 213-625-0566

No to cover charges at the door!
Yes to cheap drinks!
Yes to 21+!

In the meantime, check out a demo mix from The Sweetest Science:
Oh! MY Science

Come out, kick ass, and keep on Puffing

Update Puffdate

I know, I know. A week without Puff is like unto a night unending. We've been busy hustling. (Philosophical question: does it invalidate the word to spell it "hustling," and not "hustlin'"? I'm neither black nor AzN enough to know myself. And so I turn the question over to you, loyal listener.)

But check this shit out:

Benga & Coki - Night:


Too 'ardcore for you? Pussy:

Utah Saints - Something Good (Van She Remix):


Speaking of pussies, here's another one of my favorite C86 bands:

The Flatmates - Happy All The Time


Peace be with you,
Cheez

Puff Chat: Episode 666

In this episode we sacrifice Lawrence to Satan, he was pleased.

-RC Versace

PC006
1. The Marvlettes - Beachwood 45789
2. Jens Lekman - A Postcard To Nina
3. Paul Simon - Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
4. The Lucksmiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (Smiths Cover)
5. Black Future - Eu sou O Rio
6. Digitalism - Idealistic
7. Heartsrevolution - C.Y.O.A. (Flosstradamus Remix)
8. Late Of The Pier - The Bears Are Coming
9. The Happy Birthdays - She Breaks Your Heart
10. Mirage - Lady Operator
11. Bo$$ In Drama - Killing The Dance
12. Master P - Somebody's Watching Me
13. King Tubby - King
14. Technical Itch - Deadline
15. RAAAAAAAAVVVETRRAAACCCKKKKK


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Dance-- too much booty in the pants

Been a little while since I've posted. I swear to god I'm still part of this thing. Cheezy F. comin atcha wif two orders of Official PuffBusiness:

Item the first: You may have noticed a funny icon with a speaker and a triangle where once you would press some funny looking letters and pull our program from the ethers. Totally. Intentional. Ryan's job is apparently much easier than mine, because he had time to install some server-side tools which give us a sweet, sweet streaming audio player here on PuffBlog. It's totally rad. So next time you see Ryan, spit in his face for me.

Item the second: I have a couple tracklists ready to be posted in case you want to know what dope shit I played on the show but just can't stand listening to those other two douchebags' snivelling voices. Please stop emailing me to complain about that. Just like I can't help the rich, sonorous voice I was given, they can't help sounding like wet cat farts.

Lest "wet cat farts" be the last image I leave you with, here's one of my favorite music videos ever. Ever. It's for Kid606's frenetic track, The Illness.



Kittens and sunshine,
Ricky Ross

Postscript: Before anyone asks, yes I will be pursuing legal action against the creators of South Park for copyright infringement on the term "Cheesing." You heard it first here, live, on PuffBlog.

Episode V: Reversion to Lawrence 1.0

I don't feel much like writing.

-RC Versace

PC005
1. The Glamour - Respect The Party
2. Hercules & Love Affair - Blind
3. I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness - According To Plan
4. Ghosthustler - Someone Else's Ride
5. Miss Kittin - Kittin Is High
6. Firefox AK - What's That Sound?
7. Telepopmusik - Breathe (Ultra Tiger Remix)
8. The Jesus & Mary Chain - Just Like Honey
9. Shinichi Osawa - Star Guitar (ft. Au Revoir Simone)
10. The Radio Dept. - I Don't Need Love I've Got My Band
11. Faggot Fairy's - Samo Ti (A1 Bassline Remix)
12. (Partybüs)


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Episode IV: Lawrence 2.0

Just like the last, this episode was posted long after it was recorded. And what a shame that is too, considering we had another special guest with us. One that is arguably light-years ahead of Loche Gabbana when it comes to radio experience and all-around bad-assery (kidding Lowo). Also like the last show, this is another concept episode. Can any of you figure out who our special Loche substitute actually is?

Can you?

Leave a comment with your guess, the winner will receive a brand new Chrysler PT Cruiser.

-RC Versace

PC004
1. ESG - Moody (Spaced Out)
2. Tegan & Sara vs. Mylo - Walking With A Ghost In Paris
3. Javelins - I Was Raised As A Polar Bear
4. South Rakkas Crew - Mad Again (Diplo Club Edit)
5. Dragonette - I Get Around
6. MC Gringo & MC Binho - 1 Real (Ebb Mix)
7. Capsule - Sugarless GiRL
8. Headlights - Cherry Tulips
9. Springfactory - No More
10. Oh! Custer - Post
11. Lykke Li - Little Bit
12. Spank Rock & Benny Blanco - B.O.O.T.A.Y.
13. TTC - Girlfriend (Starsky & Clutch Remix)
14. Dan Deacon - Snake Mistakes
15. Crystal Castles - Black Panther
16. Moby - Alice (Drop The Lime Heavy Bass Remix)
17. Decoder - The Fog
18. Benga & Coki - Night
19. RAAAAAVVEETRRAAAAACKKKK (17 - Track 17)


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Episode III - Your Mom

Alright, we've had thousands of complaints that the this episode of Puff Chats was posted so late in the week. If you were one of those people, back off. You're being lame.

So here it is, our third recording. As experienced radio personalities, we felt artistically obligated to organize a concept episode, and here's the rub. One of your Puff Aoki hosts blacks out roughly half-way through the show, and actualy didn't remember having finished it the next day when asked about it. Now it's up to you to figure out which one of us that was. So it's kind of like a mystery show. Fun, huh?

[We have since installed a three drink maximum for all future Puff Chat recordings]

-RC Versace

PC003
1. Yelle - Ce Jeu (Pornophonix
Remix)
2. Yellow - Oh Yeah
3. Sharam Jey - Message To Love (Kaos and Me and LouLou Players Remix)
4. Feist - My Moon My Man (Boyz Noize Remix)
5. Infadels - Love Like Semtex (Mr. B Remix)
6. Deadmau5 - Not Exactly
7. Late Of The Pier - Broken (Fairy Lights Mix)
8. Azido De Bass - Dooms Night (Crookers Remix)
9. Rusko - Cockney Thug
10. Thomas Bangalter - Love **Actually what'shisface... Louis La Roche**
11. Handsome Boy Modeling School - I've Been Thinking (ft. Cat Power)
***RC Versace goes into Booze Blackout Overdrive right around now***
12. B-Movie - Nowhere Girl
13. Mars & Mystere - Pachelbel 8000
14. Annie - Heartbeat (Krazy Fiesta Remix)
***And pretty much everyone else catches up with 'Sac at around this point. Forgiveness preez!***
15. Shop Assistants - All That Ever Mattered
16. Urban Hype - Trip To Trumpton
17. Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance (Crookers Remix)
18. (Partybüs)

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HOLD UP

Young Cheez on the bits and bytes. Performing some quick file maintenance. MP3s will be back up in like twenty minutes. Half hour, tops.

In the meantime pop some pills!




Powerdorking since the way way back,
Cheddar

EDIT:
I am pleased to announce that you may all cease holding. All (two of) the files are back in their proper places, and sounding as good as ever. High fives and juice boxes all around!

Puff Chat: Episode Two - Attack of the Clones

You heard it from us first, the second recording of Puff Chat is now online and available for download!!!

We'll be the first to admit that Episode One was a little rough around the edges, we were newbies and still trying to learn the controls, not to mention how to sound great on the airwaves. In our sophemore episode, it becomes obvious that with experience comes perfection. We've also upgraded the production with plasma screens everywhere, 12.3 surround sound, and laser light displays so crisp they threaten to burn your corneas. We think you'll appreciate the difference.

насладитесь!

- RC Versace

PC002
1. M.I.A. - Paper Planes (DFA Remix)
2. Hull & Oates - Private Eyes
3. Les Calamites - Toutes Les Nuits
**How fucking rad is my French pronunciation??**
4. Rick Ross & T-Pain - The Boss
5. Hole - Celebrity Skin
6. The Black Lips - Veni Vidi Vici (Diplo Remix)
7. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Hey Paul
8. MGMT - Kids
9. Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
10. I Was A Teenage Satan Worshipper - Go Home PandaTron!
11. Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
12. Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It
13. Neon Neon - Trick For Treat
14. datA - Aerius Light
15. 14 Iced Bears - Spangle
16. Raaaavveetrackkkk - Alternate Activate
17. (Partybüs)


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LA Riots: Jan 2008 mixtape

heres the la riots mixtape that i mentioned from our first show with the mstrkrft remix of kylie minogue's wow. really smooth transitions and a good selection of tracks. enjoi.

mstrkrft
la riots
henry fonda
2.29.08


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While we are still on that "Foreign 80's Chick" Tip...

This is one of my all time favorite Italo Disco songs. Poorly translated (goofy) English lyrics backed up by a Moroder style bass line, and an Italian female vocalist that has just got to be hot (but probably wasn't). Often credited as the first fully electronic music genres/scenes, this disco music is almost always fun, uplifting, and utterly mechanical and souless. I love it.

I'm thinking of doing a short set in this style in an upcoming radio broadcast.
If any of the three people that have seen this site have any objections, let me know.

Fake- Frogs in Spain

Creamiest of Bries, Posting with EASE

Baby Gouda comin atcha. Preview of next week's haul:



I can already tell you're all on the edge of your respective seats. I tried to translate the lyrics, but no dice. Something about a girl whose lover is a chronic sleepwalker. Fucking frogs.

Luv,
Eric

P.S. Ryan can't spell Ryan can't spell hah hah hah

Puff Chat: Episode One

Hi boys and girls. Since you're already on this site, I'm guessing you know by now that Puff Aoki has started a radio show. On Monday we recorded a trial run and were pleased with the result. This is going to become a weekly thing, and expect the structure of the show to change as time goes on. We play music from all across the map and all different genres on this show, if you listen to what we play and drop the names of the tracks when you're out at a bar, you'll get laid. That's how far ahead we are in music taste and knowledge.

Let it be known that we didn't choose radio because we weren't good looking enough for TV, well Lawrence and Eric aren't, but I am. Alright sit back, light a cigar, take a slice of quiche, and enjoi.

-RC Versace

PC001
1. Thieves Like Us - Drugs In My Body (Designer Drugs Remix)
2. Softlightes - Girlkillsbear (Lo-Fi-Fnk Remix)
3. Kylie Minogue - Wow (MSTRKRFT Remix)
4. N.E.R.D. - Everyone Knows
5. T2 - Heartbroken (Remix ft. Jodie Aysha)
6. Herve - Cheap Thrills
7. Of Montreal - Jimmy (M.I.A. Cover)
8. Field Music - Sit Tighter
9. Riskay - Smell Yo Dick
10. Ghost Town DJ's - My Boo
11. The Manhattan Love Suicides - Head Over Heels
12. Neon Neon - I Lust You
13. Manix - Oblivion (Head In The Clouds)
14. Lil Wayne - BM Jr. (Acapella)


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